‘Twas a dark gloomy day

Did I finally come across the test.

‘Beware the CAPTCHA test my son!

The minds it confuses, the hearts it breaks!

The dreadful Completely Automated Public Turing test to tell Computers and Humans Apart!’

With mouse in hand,

I sought the beast.

Then rested and touched some grass.

When I logged back on, there it was.

One, two! One, two! And through and through,

The mouse went Clickity-Clack!

I left it dead, and with a Windows+Shift+S,

I triumphantly walked into the next room in the hallway.

‘hast thou passed the CAPTCHA test?

Come to my arms my wonderful boy!

O wondersome! Hahoo! Hooyay!’

He chortled in joy and thus this story ends.