There once was a farmer from Kentucky

Whose crops were always unlucky

Every time he grew mad,

His cows would be sad,

And the crops would look real funny

Her birthday

Her birthday is tomorrow

But she’s full of sorrow

Because nobody wanted to come

So that’s why she’s so glum

And now her tree is hollow

The tree

There once was a tree

Who was as happy as can be

Until a tree was angry

Because it was hungry

And knocked down the tree, see?

The Jar

There once was a jar

Sitting on top of a metal bar

It was full of goodies

Crash! The jar full of cookies,

Was knocked over with a toy car