The Cragmers are an interesting group,

Many of them gurgle down turtle soup,

I’ll try to describe this interesting species,

That’s made of trillions and trillions of troops.

First, there’s no such age,

They all never grow past teenage,

Becoming older sounded funny to them,

Rather keeping their years trapped in a cage.

Second, they look what you seem,

With frightening eyes, they look like a meme,

Green skin, black eyes, a triangle head,

Height so tall it’ll make you scream.

Third, eating is optional,

It’s a tactic that makes them go unstoppable,

They mainly eat leftover bones of animals,

Yet somehow, they don’t get pain that’s abdominal.

Lastly, the military is made of many,

Flying planes and fighting costing only a penny,

The Cragmers are a developed species,

But are as a dumb as a small, little silver jenny.