Once upon a time,

There was a big old cat,

Lazy and fat.

Collapsed on the itchy rug,

Staring at the flower-like fish.

The fish in the flowered tank,

Drank the salty water,

Which wasn’t changed,

For more than thousands of years.

There was an old rusty table,

Which had a human on top,

A tiny knee-high witch,

Who was reading a book,

And that fat book said,

Once upon a time,

There was a big old cat…