While a purple villain called Thanos was destroying the world with a snap of his finger, his evil twin brother from the dimension called the OtherDimension, was also up to no good, well…sort of. Equally malicious, the main difference between the two brothers was that Thanos2 was obsessed with bell-bottom pants which he wore every day. He even had a personal servant Bob, who was responsible for washing and ironing his entire collection of pants. Bob was always by Thanos2’s side and followed every order Thanos2 gave. Besides his loyalty, Bob was always well informed of gossip spreading around in the community. Everyday Bob filled Thanos2 in on the new rumors generated by the rumor mill.
One day, Thanos2 came across with another fiend called Ultron at a coffee shop. Having the common ground of both liking to wreak havoc on innocent people, they became quick friends. Right as they were about to part, Ultron teased “Hey, those bell-bottom pants of yours looks so dorky.” Thanos2’s face turned extra purple when Ultron said that. (Note that these dialogues were not spoken in English. It was translated by yours truly.)
“How dare he. I must get vengeance,” muttered Thanos2.
Arriving home, Thanos2 complained to his servants about how Ultron insulted him and expressed how frustrated he felt with no way to strike back. Bob brought up the legend of the Infinity Gauntlet which was a metal glove. If one acquired the six individual stones that matched the glove and then put them onto the glove, one could snap their fingers and their enemies would disappear.
Locating the gauntlet was simple. Everybody knew that the gauntlet was in Odin’s hall. Odin was the king of Norse gods and father of Thor, the lightning dude in the Avengers. Thanos2 and Odin, though one was good, and one was evil, still were good acquaintances. Arriving at the king’s palace, Thanos2 called out “Hey Odin, old chum. Can I borrow your Infinity Gauntlet? Oh, and could you throw in the six stones for the gauntlet.”
“Nope,” Odin replied flatly.
“What can I do to win it?” Odin cackled
“It will cost you an arm and a leg.” Thanos2 was astonished. Sacrificing his limbs was definitely not on his to-do list. Just as Thanos2 was about to fall into the pits of despair, Bob asked “Remember the language your twin brother speaks in another world? What’s it called? Tinglish? Perhaps Odin just wants money.” “Genius!” exclaimed Thanos2.
Upon giving Odin a wallet, which was totally not stolen, the king smiled dryly at Thanos2 and said “Well done, my friend. You have passed my test. As promised, I will lend you the Infinity Gauntlet and the six stones.”
“Wow, how useful is it to learn a second language,” Thanos2 murmured.
As expected, Ultron was easily tracked down and exterminated. This is when Bob ran up to Thanos2 and caught him up with the latest gossip. “A little birdie told me that the real Ultron is imprisoned by the Avengers. The one you met was just a bait made by the Avengers who are coming after you now. Master, I think you must flee.” Creating a portal with his portal machine, Thanos2 jumped in.
He landed in a farm in the middle of nowhere. The farm possessed everything needed including a barn full of animals, an enormous house, and a 2-acre land. Life here seemed to be enjoyable, but Thanos2 was alone, and the farm was more like a prison than a paradise. Adding an insult to injury, the already miserable Thanos2 would never know what had happened. Bob’s scheme to take over his precious bell-bottom pants collection had succeeded. Bob was the biggest bad boss.
One day, Thanos2 came across with another fiend called Ultron at a coffee shop. Having the common ground of both liking to wreak havoc on innocent people, they became quick friends. Right as they were about to part, Ultron teased “Hey, those bell-bottom pants of yours looks so dorky.” Thanos2’s face turned extra purple when Ultron said that. (Note that these dialogues were not spoken in English. It was translated by yours truly.)
“How dare he. I must get vengeance,” muttered Thanos2.
Arriving home, Thanos2 complained to his servants about how Ultron insulted him and expressed how frustrated he felt with no way to strike back. Bob brought up the legend of the Infinity Gauntlet which was a metal glove. If one acquired the six individual stones that matched the glove and then put them onto the glove, one could snap their fingers and their enemies would disappear.
Locating the gauntlet was simple. Everybody knew that the gauntlet was in Odin’s hall. Odin was the king of Norse gods and father of Thor, the lightning dude in the Avengers. Thanos2 and Odin, though one was good, and one was evil, still were good acquaintances. Arriving at the king’s palace, Thanos2 called out “Hey Odin, old chum. Can I borrow your Infinity Gauntlet? Oh, and could you throw in the six stones for the gauntlet.”
“Nope,” Odin replied flatly.
“What can I do to win it?” Odin cackled
“It will cost you an arm and a leg.” Thanos2 was astonished. Sacrificing his limbs was definitely not on his to-do list. Just as Thanos2 was about to fall into the pits of despair, Bob asked “Remember the language your twin brother speaks in another world? What’s it called? Tinglish? Perhaps Odin just wants money.” “Genius!” exclaimed Thanos2.
Upon giving Odin a wallet, which was totally not stolen, the king smiled dryly at Thanos2 and said “Well done, my friend. You have passed my test. As promised, I will lend you the Infinity Gauntlet and the six stones.”
“Wow, how useful is it to learn a second language,” Thanos2 murmured.
As expected, Ultron was easily tracked down and exterminated. This is when Bob ran up to Thanos2 and caught him up with the latest gossip. “A little birdie told me that the real Ultron is imprisoned by the Avengers. The one you met was just a bait made by the Avengers who are coming after you now. Master, I think you must flee.” Creating a portal with his portal machine, Thanos2 jumped in.
He landed in a farm in the middle of nowhere. The farm possessed everything needed including a barn full of animals, an enormous house, and a 2-acre land. Life here seemed to be enjoyable, but Thanos2 was alone, and the farm was more like a prison than a paradise. Adding an insult to injury, the already miserable Thanos2 would never know what had happened. Bob’s scheme to take over his precious bell-bottom pants collection had succeeded. Bob was the biggest bad boss.
