Don’t Blame the Em Dash

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/06/10/books/review/em-dash-chatbot-human-language.html As a self-proclaimed, uncultured representative of my generation, I use em dashes! I am somehow aware that the em…

THE BACKWARDS DAY

THE BACKWARDS DAY I was brushing my teeth and getting ready for school when I looked out the window to…

Elephant me

Elephant me One Monday, I found myself the size of an elephant! Thankfully, my room was big enough to fit…