A guy
Once there was a guy named Bob
He wore a bow tie and was neat.
He was clueless and dumb
He was my servant because I was riche
I asked him to get me a burger without pickles
He got me a burger but did the exact opposite
I fired him cause because he was dumb as a rock
He doesn’t know his math facts or how to read
He asked me to pay him so I gave him half a penny
He said with that penny he would become rich
Two days later I saw him with moolay
He traded the penny for a lambo
He then sold the lambo cause why not
He just traded with his friend Fred
When I traded a penny with Fred
He just told me to go away