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Fifi is a hamster that lives in the year 3012. Now if you are wondering what life is like in the 3000s, here is your answer (according to the hamsterpedia). You live in a cage with invisible walls to keep you from escaping, and you are taken care of by an animal’s elders call “humans.” Fifi is a 2-year-old hamster. As usual, she lives in a cage with human caretakers. Her cage has everything she could possibly need — food, water, and safety. But Fifi has an odd hobby. Fifi is an escape artist! Of course, she’s only escaped 5 times, but pretty good for about 700 days. But………Fifi has another plan!

1. Jump onto rim of food bowl

2. Climb up water bottle to reach lid

3. Squeeze through a hole on the top of the cage

-Escape plan six

Of course, Fifi must prepare. Here are the steps to prepare for an escape attempt.

1. sleep for 7 hours

2. stuff mouth with food

3. exercise on wheel

Fifi is a plump hamster made from 99.9 percent fur, so she is very capable of squeezing through tiny crevasses, and of course the hole in the cage. If you’re wondering why there’s a hole here, the answer is that it is for sweet precious oxygen. Fifi Is going to get ready to escape now.

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