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Instructions:  Conduct research about a recent current event using credible sources. Then, compile what you’ve learned to write your own hard or soft news article. Minimum: 250 words. Feel free to do outside research to support your claims.  Remember to: be objective, include a lead that answers the...

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George is a potato living in the Wilson family’s cabinet. George has a squished, humble life in the potato sack that he and his roommates Tom, Jackie, Willy, Jerry, and Jack share. Potatoes name themselves. However, because a potato’s average IQ is 2.27, George had a very hard time naming himself. If fact, very few potatoes can pronounce George’s name. But all his roommates can, as they have lived with him for five potato years.

Two of George’s roommates, Willy and Jack, went missing last week. While George and the other guys were taking a nap, they were kidnapped or something. But when they woke up the potato sack was still sealed shut tightly. As a potato cannot move, so all potatoes really do is sleep. Recently Jerry has been sprouting. But when you’re in a potato sack, there isn’t any dirt. So, George and his roommates are concerned for Jerry’s wellbeing. In George’s early years, he lived in the dark, nutritious soil of the farm.

George still remembers the fateful day when he was forced out of his dark soiled home, then he was collected into a factory. He was washed and stuffed into a bag with six other potatoes. But right now, George is as happy as he can be right now. Of course, he wishes the Wilson’s would give him a tour of their home, but as a potato you cannot set your hopes too high.

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