Series of Unfortunate Events Fan-Fiction
If only the Baudelaire orphans had not gone down that alley. I myself wish I could have traveled back in time to tell them what laid ahead. Although, even if the Baudelaire orphans had not gone down that passageway, the unfortunate events would still follow their footsteps.

Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire all stared down the alley. It was not really the grimy New York passage that interested them as much as the graffitied eye on the entrance. The eye had caused them so many unfortunate events. Maybe not the eye itself as it was merely graffiti but rather what it represented. Ever since the fire that killed their parents, the orphans had ping-ponged from house to house only to be tracked down by the villainous Count Olaf. Count Olaf was after the Baudelaire fortune, for, their parents left them an enormous sum of money. However, only when Violet turned 16 could the orphans obtain the fortune. So, Count Olaf devised all sorts of schemes to steal it. From disguising himself as a fisherman, to chucking someone of the boat, committing arson, and faking murder, he really has done it all. The eye was tattooed onto the ankle of villain and was an identifying trait which here means the sole reason Mr. Poe believed in their “crazy and traumatized” claims that the person who was trying to adopt them was disguised as Count Olaf. Every time the Baudelaires busted his schemes, the tattoo proved the identity of Count Olaf.

The alley way was long, narrow, and dimly lit. From far away, it seemed to swallow the Baudelaires whole. The floor was grimy with indescribable things and the walls were even worse. It was an unpleasant place to be at midnight, but I suppose the Baudelaires had experienced much, much more unpleasant things. The eye was scribbled onto the left side of the entrance and would be inconspicuous to normal passersbys. However, the Baudelaires were not normal passersby and the eye was very much obvious to them.

The eldest Baudelaire, Violet, tied up her hair to keep it out of her eyes. If you knew Violet Baudelaire as well as Klaus and Sunny did, you would know that this was an idiosyncrasy of hers and also something she did when she thinking of a new invention. An idiosyncrasy is a habit of a person. Perhaps these boring details will shield you from the unfortunate events that follow.
“I’m going to invent a light of some sort to guide us,” Violet said. Then, after a pause,
“This might be the answer to all of our problems, Klaus,” Violet said.
Klaus nodded grimly and thought of all the troubles Count Olaf had caused them. All the Baudelaires paused for a moment and felt a wave of sadness, then bravely marched down the alley.

I’m sorry to say, the Baudelaires were even braver than me. They had defeated Count Olaf multiple times; they had gone through dark elevator shafts, poisonous mushroom mines and everything in between. However, what laid at the end of the alley made the Baudelaires want to turn back and run as far as they possibly could.

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