I cannot wait to play today!

It’s going to be another great day.

I’ll get up out of bed and run outside,

And keep on running by the roadside.

Maybe I’ll play football with all my great friends

Where I’ll be collecting some hidden gems.

(On the sidelines.)

I’m starting to feel the air of excitement

Maybe I’ll stick to solitary confinement

In that one movie theater

Playing Minions: The Rise of Gru

Except that it’s kind of hot outdoors

So, I suppose I’ll start some chaotic wars,

In the great game of Minecraft, of course,

Where I’ll charge into battle on my pet horse.

Or I could watch YouTube all day,

And browse on Twitch, getting outplayed.

Those are some nice moves, Xqc.

I’ll play some Call Of… what?

What’s that? What’s that, you say?

Did you say today is Monday?

Oh, Shoot! Another EWJ Essay?