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Instructions:  Conduct research about a recent current event using credible sources. Then, compile what you’ve learned to write your own hard or soft news article. Minimum: 250 words. Feel free to do outside research to support your claims.  Remember to: be objective, include a lead that answers the...

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A boy named Jake was in school when the whole school heard a loud crash. Just in time, school ended. When Jake was home, the news said the loud crash was a meteor, and a man has it in his back yard. Several months later, Jake’s class decided to watch the news for fun on Friday. “The meteor that crashed months ago was an alien egg; there is an alien invasion with UFOs in space, stay armed at all costs,” said the news. The school was so terrified that they had a lockdown drill. Jake’s teacher gave everyone a metal ruler and the class spent the rest of the building and waxing their wooden handles for the sharp ruler. They also used the troublemaker’s knife sharpener to make the ruler sharper. The principal locked the gates for the school and emailed the parents about the problem. 2 days later, a group of boys who play too many survival games decided to go get supplies for the school. “We don’t know how to slay an alien,” said the principal. ” We know how to survive in Roblox 99 nights in the forest, then we know how to survive IRL, right?” said the boys. They left without the principal’s permission. The boys carried their backpacks and went to get sandwiches and water, then went to a Great Wolf Lodge. They found bags of dirt ready to pan, so they decided to do them all. Months passed, and the boys never came back. Jake’s heart was pounding fast with fear. He decided to find them, so he left school with the principal’s permission and used his phone to find the group. He found them and was greeted with a bottle of water and a sweet-smelling, warm sandwich. The boys went back to school and marched everyone to the Great Wolf Lodge. The boy’s blacksmith used the rocks and arrowheads from the bags of dirt to make spears. They all heard that the alien was growing and was released by the man, now everyone was terrified. The blacksmith, one of the boy’s members, made an axe and went chopping wood, then he used the wood and built walls around the lodge, everyone can now relax for now. One night, a Genie went to Jake and said, “You have one wish, what would it be?”. “I wish I had a flip phone, and when I type a video game character on the screen and press enter, it will be on me and my whole school’s friends and parents team,” responded Jake. Jake got what he wanted and went to everyone and explained the power. Then he went to spawn Master Chief, the auto bots, and Steve from Minecraft. Meanwhile, the alien had infected half the Earth, and Jake ordered his characters to fight back, but only Master Chief came back. Jake needed something strong, so he used the Power Rangers, but even the Megazord was no match for the large aliens. “How about Gundam?” Jakes friend asked. Jake agreed and spawned all the mobile suits, and they battled so violently that the Earth was sliced in half. One side alien, one of the mobile suits kicked the alien half 9999999999 light-years away. The weakest robot transformed into half of the earth, gluing itself and the earth together. The rest of the robots became protectors of the galaxy. Jake lived happily ever after.

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