Never trust a crocodile,
Who is sitting in the lake.
He will bite your toes,
And eat your nose,
as if you are a piece of cake.
Never invite a dancing bear,
To your house to boogie with you.
He will rock and waltz,
With bad results,
And make your room smell like poo.
Never make a rattlesnake,
Come bake something as a joke,
With her gas mask,
She will do her task,
and fill your room with smoke.
Never ever pet a lion,
Who can rip your hands off.
Though a lion’s hair
Makes them seem fair,
The scene would make everyone scoff.
Never get let a scorpion get close,
With poison as a gift.
You will be stung,
A very young
Child who is a fan of Taylor Swift.
Never stab a hippopotamus,
Who is bathing in the sun.
And say the stab
Was just for a laugh,
And was all for fun.
Never hug a buffalo,
Who’s eating some tasty grass.
You will be stared at,
You will be snarled at,
Because they did not tolerate your sass.
Never go and hug a shark,
Who is sitting in the dark,
You’ll feel the wrath
Of his terrible jaws,
And you’ll hear a bark?
You wake up now and look around,
To find a puppy dog.
His cute little eyes
That look so wise,
Help you clear the fog.
After all, it was definitely a dream
A weird, dangerous dream,
You blink again,
Then count to ten,
Oh no, it’s happening again!