Animal War

The great animal war changed the course of history. At exactly 7:15AM, every single animal in the world started to talk. In a small house in Ohio, a golden retriever named Max glared at his owner dead in the eyes growling, “This meat is cold, my bed is too small, and I haven’t been walked in ages!”

In just mere hours, all the animals of the world were stalking towards an army of 27 million soldiers while the animals had 20 quintillion individuals—big and small. The humans were outnumbered: 741 billion to 1.

Although the animals didn’t have any weapons of any kind, many animals just used their natural abilities and environment. Elephants held trees with their mighty trunks, and the monkeys used vines to strap sharp stones onto sticks to form spears, and.

When the animals got in formation, the humans shook with fear. The carnivores were at the front, baring their fangs and growling. Behind them, the herbivores and insects were the messengers and doctors, ready to go and help injured animals. Looking up, a great haze in the distance soon of billions, even trillions of birds, ready to swoop in and help. However, the most terrifying part was the sound; growls, roars, squawks, buzzes, moos, and barks merged together into a deafening sound of fury. On the other side, thousands of tanks and armed vehicles were rumbling forward, followed by millions of soldier marching forward in perfect formation. In the sky, countless fighter planes were hovering in place—bombs at the ready. Both sides looked impenetrable. Who would win this fight?

The humans quickly found that they couldn’t bring themselves to hurt their furry companions and soon called for a peace treaty. That was how the presidents of China, America, Russia, and countless others found themselves sitting before a lion named Claw, a hamster named Fluff, and, in the middle, a very intimidating golden retriever named Trevor. After hours of talking, the humans agreed to be nicer to animals and the environment, and the animals agreed to call off the war. After that, the humans and animals lived in peace forever.