Mickelson Saves the World (Epic)
A very long time ago,
lived a normal kid,
his name was Mickelson.
He lived in a town named Tergnier,
where danger was coming soon.
On a stormy day,
the sound of rain and thunder,
echoed through the town.
Suddenly, a mysterious figure appeared,
headed straight towards Mickelson.
It entered Mickelson’s house,
asked in to go on a quest
and left.
Mickelson was too scared to say no.
The next day,
Mickelson showed up to a sketchy address.
It was an abandoned parking garage.
The other night,
Mickelson was told something important,
He had to return the King’s dog,
or else the King would throw a tantrum.
When the King throws a tantrum,
he kill many people due to lack of self control.
Then he would order everyone to burn their house,
and things wouldn’t end well.
He was destined to save the world.
Back in the sketchy garage,
the mystery man gave Mickelson some weapons:
a sword that electrocutes the enemy,
a shield the size of a van door,
and a full set of perfectly tailored bronze armor.
The wind seemed to laugh at him,
but Mickelson was determined.
Mickelson was special.
He was told by the man,
that the dog was kidnapped by a rival King,
in lands far, far away.
Mickelson got on his horse,
and rode to the other Kings’s kingdom.
Five years later, Mickelson had arrived,
almost dead.
The palace was pure diamond,
decorated with lavish furniture, expensive chandeliers, and many, many servants.
Mickelson entered, and knelt before the King,
who was as big as a plane.
He begged for the dog,
who was in the King’s arms.
The King got really angry,
and took out his sword.
So did Mickelson.
Mickelson was special,
so he dodged the King’s first attack.
The Mickelson swiped at his ankles,
but his sword got blocked.
Mickelson blocked a few more hits with his shield,
which worked well.
Then, a chandelier fell on the King.
Mickelson sprinted full speed at the King,
and raised his sword.
He swung down with all his streghth.
Blood sprayed on the shiny wall,
The King’s scream was like a volcano erupting.
Then everything was silent.
Absolutely silent.
Mickelson took the dog.
The King’s head has come off,
and the decapitated King lie there, defeated, dogless, dead.
Five years later, Mickelson returned to Tergnier,
he gave the dog back.
As a reward, the King granted him immortality.
Mickelson lived happily ever after in Tergnier.