The Out-of-Context Book of Weird and Random Things: Part 1

Once upon a time, I met a random stranger on the road. He asked me, “Sir, may I throw you into the Sun?” I do not fancy being vaporized by that giant ball of light, so I said, “No ma’am.” Apparently, the man did not like being called “ma’am,” and he began yelling at me. I stared at him for ten seconds, then said, “Take a joke.” So he did. He took a joke and threw it at me. It hit my perfect suit and tie, ruining it. I was furious. I stomped up to him, grabbed him by the scruff, and threw him into a totally random, non-suspicious trash can.

“AHHHHHHHHH!” yelled the random stranger on the road as he was yeeted into the trash can. “OWWWWW!!!” he cried as he realized the trash can contained a pocket dimension full of thorns and spikes. I walked over and kicked the trash can over on its side. I heard loud banging and screaming, and I was satisfied. I spun on my heels and marched to the mall.