Little Red Riding Hood, from the Wolf’s Perspective

Everybody knows Little Red Riding Hoodbut not many know the true story!

Once, there was a hungry wolf who needed a diet. Then, he saw a girl with a red hood. He licked his mouth with hunger. He approached her, and told her he was not going to eat her. He said, “Hi, I am a wolf and I need sugar.”

She said, “Why?“

The wolf replied, “For my cake I am about to make for my grandma.”

Then the young girl got scared. “I don’t care if you make cake, I am going to run. I do not care about your grandma!”

The wolf was a very calm wolf, but not when people talk like that about his dear grandma. He was so mad that he chased Little Red Riding Hood, and was hoping he would catch her to get sugar. He chased her into the woods, and back around to where they started. Some villagers came running and said, “Why is this man chasing this kid with a red hood?”

“Oh no!” said the wolf. “Um this is my, uh, kid.”

The villagers left and the wolf was about to eat Little Red Riding Hood, but then she took her phone out and called the police! They quickly took him to jail.

“But can you at least give me a cup of sugar?” he whimpered.

Now that is the real story of Little Red Riding Hood, from the wolf’s perspective.