Silly Sandwich

After bed, I wake up to another day–

on Monday I’m going to go play,

but instead I do a little food day.

So I empty the fridge and leave the cupboard bare,

because I can build the best sandwich seen anywhere!

Salami and pickles, fries and cheese,

my mom lets me secretly have a feast.

On the table it was a feast; but for goodness sake

now I have a tummy ache!