Cats vs Aliens
It had been exactly 20 days after the alien invasion began when the battle for humanity (and cats) began. Hundreds of well-trained cats swarmed the aliens. The aliens retaliated with sharp teeth and slingshots, firing bouncy balls at the horde of angry cats. But there were simply too many of them. The aliens screamed as one by one, they were dismantled by the army of cats.
It all started when the aliens attacked Earth and established themselves as the dominant lifeform. They raided houses and stole all the bouncy balls, they blew so hard it created wind, and they even caused circles to form in still water by hitting it! Truly, they were immensely powerful.
However, they ruined themselves in one fatal way. They tried to steal a cat’s cat tree. Each alien, three feet tall, grabbed a part of it and started to drag it out when the cat came in. The cat, who was named Puffers, was not at all happy. He angrily attacked the aliens, pinning one down. The other aliens managed to escape.
Puffers decided that wasn’t enough. He rallied all of the neighborhood cats.
“Attention!” he called. “Attention all cats! I am sure you have all seen those pesky little gremlins that have been invading our homes! We shall rally and destroy them!” he cried.
“Yeah!” yelled the other cats.
All of those cats then spread the word to the other cats they knew. Soon, Puffers had amassed a large army of well-trained, treat-loving cats. On day 20 of the invasion, they attacked the UFO.
“Charge!” screamed Puffers as he led the battalion.
The aliens were so shocked that many of them were defeated in the first minute of the fight. The more well-trained aliens fought with their slingshots and bouncy balls, but the cats didn’t even notice the soft balls hitting them. It was like mice trying to scratch them. They dismantled most aliens easily, stopping to savor the strange, otherworldly flesh.
Eventually, the alien Master ordered a retreat, and they flew away from Earth. And they vowed never to attack a planet with felines ever again.