Once upon a time, in a kingdom, there was a brave knight. The kingdom consists of a castle, a king, a queen, peasants, and knights. There was a brave knight named William. Why is he a brave knight, you may ask? Well, he has accomplished many treacherous feats, such as slaying the evil witch and slaying the killer bunnies running wild in the kingdom. William has just been assigned one of the world’s hardest feats. The feat would make William the world’s best knight. The feat was to defeat the dragon that terrorizes the kingdom. The dragon terrorizes the kingdom by burning it, eating the villagers, and destroying the iron golem. The king told William that if he could slay the dragon and bring back his skin and horns as proof, he would make William the most powerful person in the kingdom, next to the king. William gladly accepted the offer with unwavering confidence. He said, “My king, I will not come back to this kingdom until the dragon is slain!”
On that note, William set out for the long, hard journey to the cave where the sinister dragon lives. Along the way, William was attacked by another killer bunny, but he chopped off his head. Turning the corner, William could see that the dragon was just lurking inside the cave. The dragon gives William a look, and if looks could kill, the knight would be dead by now.
“Look at that! Another challenger! Aka my post-dinner snack.” the dragon snickers. With a mighty roar, the dragon blew a giant blast of fire at William. William barely retreated, saving his life. Then William shot a nuke, blowing up the cave but not the dragon. Now, the dragon was very mad. The dragon blew and blew until he had no fire left.
“Ha!” shouted the knight. “Now I shall slay you.” Then the knight took out a rocket launcher that was red with gray stripes and had “use with caution” carved on it. The dragon yelled, “NO!” However, it was already too late. The dragon became very injured, and William chained him up. William dragged the dragon back to the king for him to decide his fate.
The King said that the dragon had two choices: have his head chopped off or become the kingdom’s guardian. The dragon spat at the king, nearly drowning him in saliva, and said, “I would never serve in such a cold place or to my captors.” Hearing this response, the king arranged for the dragon’s head to be cut off in the afternoon. The dragon scowled and went to the beheading place.
When the afternoon came around, William was the one who had to cut the dragon’s head off. However, when William swung his ax, the ax split in half and only created a tiny dent on the dragon’s scales. The dragon breathed fire at William, but William jumped into the bucket of water that was meant for cleaning the blood off the floor. William tried again, shooting a nuke at the dragon, but that only gave the dragon a few cuts. Finally, William had a brilliant idea: he asked for help from his ten strongest knights. They all agreed that one by one they would grab an ax from the tens of thousands of axes and swing at the dragon’s neck, where William made a dent in the scales. The men repeated this process for a few hours until they ran out of axes. By then, they had cut through the dragon’s scales until they exposed its skin. William got his sword and swung it at the dragon’s neck, causing the dragon’s head to fall off, and it started rolling toward the crowd, gaining speed. Panicked, the peasants began running into each other. In the end, everyone was okay, except for the dragon, and William and his knights were deemed the bravest knights by the king.
On that note, William set out for the long, hard journey to the cave where the sinister dragon lives. Along the way, William was attacked by another killer bunny, but he chopped off his head. Turning the corner, William could see that the dragon was just lurking inside the cave. The dragon gives William a look, and if looks could kill, the knight would be dead by now.
“Look at that! Another challenger! Aka my post-dinner snack.” the dragon snickers. With a mighty roar, the dragon blew a giant blast of fire at William. William barely retreated, saving his life. Then William shot a nuke, blowing up the cave but not the dragon. Now, the dragon was very mad. The dragon blew and blew until he had no fire left.
“Ha!” shouted the knight. “Now I shall slay you.” Then the knight took out a rocket launcher that was red with gray stripes and had “use with caution” carved on it. The dragon yelled, “NO!” However, it was already too late. The dragon became very injured, and William chained him up. William dragged the dragon back to the king for him to decide his fate.
The King said that the dragon had two choices: have his head chopped off or become the kingdom’s guardian. The dragon spat at the king, nearly drowning him in saliva, and said, “I would never serve in such a cold place or to my captors.” Hearing this response, the king arranged for the dragon’s head to be cut off in the afternoon. The dragon scowled and went to the beheading place.
When the afternoon came around, William was the one who had to cut the dragon’s head off. However, when William swung his ax, the ax split in half and only created a tiny dent on the dragon’s scales. The dragon breathed fire at William, but William jumped into the bucket of water that was meant for cleaning the blood off the floor. William tried again, shooting a nuke at the dragon, but that only gave the dragon a few cuts. Finally, William had a brilliant idea: he asked for help from his ten strongest knights. They all agreed that one by one they would grab an ax from the tens of thousands of axes and swing at the dragon’s neck, where William made a dent in the scales. The men repeated this process for a few hours until they ran out of axes. By then, they had cut through the dragon’s scales until they exposed its skin. William got his sword and swung it at the dragon’s neck, causing the dragon’s head to fall off, and it started rolling toward the crowd, gaining speed. Panicked, the peasants began running into each other. In the end, everyone was okay, except for the dragon, and William and his knights were deemed the bravest knights by the king.