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Foot Planet Chronicles

Far, far away in the galaxy there was a planet named Foot. It was called Foot because it was shaped like a foot. Everyone there were beings called Feet. They all smelled bad, and they all were very nice to each other. They also ate deodorant, and on rare occasions, they ate shampoo.

Beep! Rob’s alarm went off. He groaned, woke up, and ate some deodorant. He then went outside for his daily stroll. He passed Foot World, the biggest amusement park in Foot Planet. He thought, hmm, I kinda want to go to Foot World, so I guess I’ll go.

He walked to the entrance, and bought a ticket. He went on a really tall roller coaster, and at the end he felt queasy.

Then he went to the cinema and watched Foot Wars, and ate a lot of shampoo. He didn’t feel that queasy afterward, so he went on another roller coaster, this time less intense.

Then, Rob visited the Foot Museum, and looked at interesting artifacts and feet. After that, he looked at many different types of art in the museum. He saw some very long toenails, and he also saw the biggest can of deodorant in the world.

Rob was now hungry, so he went to Deo’s Durant, his favorite restaurant. He ate some deodorant-flavored pizza, and a lot of deodorant.

Then he walked home and fell asleep on his bed.

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